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14.06.2025 05:45

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Still no good
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Unacceptable again!
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Another attempt resulted in ...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Thumbs down again.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Then came..
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Which feels physically better for guys: vaginal sex or anal sex?
Everyone loved it.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Loons and Moons
Doesn't Musk hire Security for his Tesla dealerships?
So they tried
They put up a sign reading
Minds and Behinds
Why did my ex replace me so fast?
Next, they tried...
—
No go.
How do you know how physically attractive you actually are?
No way
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Still no good.
In what ways does Islam oppress women?
Nuts and Butts
share office space ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Just Forget it!
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Freaks and Cheeks
What's your wildest & weirdest fantasy?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
No, not a chance
Kuorans, what are some things unique to your country?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
So, the docs changed it to read
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids